notice a theme?

While discussing the Trinity, specifically the fact that the Three Persons are perfectly united in mind and will...

Samuel: "They're like the Borg!"

you know you've been watching too much sci-fi when...

... your son, encumbered by boxer shorts, pants, a belt, a button-down shirt, and a sweater vest, exits the bathroom with clothing asunder and helplessly announces, "I've got a hull breach."

for the warrior with a sense of style

Samuel: I have armor that bullets can't even penetrate. When a bullet hits it, it just adds a little more shine.