And other things you'll never hear me say...
2. Go ahead and eat that piece of food you dropped. My floor is so clean, it's okay.
3. Oh yes, I ordered the grilled reuben.
4. Tell me about that fascinating computer game you're playing.
5. Look, I caught a grasshopper!
6. Ooh, Samuel would love this battery-powered, light-up, talking toy!
7. Boy, I slept in today! I must've stayed in bed until 7!
8. We have too many books.
9. Pie? Oh, no thanks, I really shouldn't.
10. Samuel, I got you a new video to watch. It's about a big purple dinosaur named "Barney".
Do you have a list? Link to it in the comments!